Get Von Dorfkönigen und Landeiern: Vergnügliche Erlebnisse und PDF

By Urban Schweizer

ISBN-10: 3990386166

ISBN-13: 9783990386163

Nach mehr als einem halben Leben in der Großstadt zieht city Schweizer mit Frau und Katze auf das Land. Der Umzug nach Hintertupfigen in der Zentralschweiz struggle überhaupt nicht geplant, sondern hat sich einfach so ergeben. Als urbaner Immigrant in der Provinz lernt der Autor seine neue Umgebung kennen. Vieles ist ihm fremd und ungewohnt, ganz anders als in der vertrauten Stadt.

In rund 60 überaus amüsanten und liebenswürdig geschriebenen Kurzgeschichten schildert city Schweizer die ländliche Idylle aus seiner Sicht, ergänzt durch humorvolle Illustrationen. Er erzählt von den teils schrulligen Dorfbewohnern mit all ihren Eigenheiten und Traditionen. Und er beschreibt auch den steten Wandel von Hintertupfigen im Laufe der Jahrzehnte. Dem Städter bleiben viele Eigenheiten und Traditionen der Landbewohner doch ziemlich fremd. Aber wenigstens lassen die Segnungen des Fortschritts in der Provinz nicht lange auf sich warten.

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New PDF release: Gondwana (German Edition)

By Simon Urban,Ralph Niese

ISBN-10: 3895611964

ISBN-13: 9783895611964

Auf dem Pazifik-Atoll Gondwana haben sich die obersten Vertreter der monotheistischen Weltreligionen zusammengeschlossen und die gesamte Menschheit einer sakralen Ordnung unterworfen: Alle Regeln aller Religionen gelten jetzt für alle.

Doch dann erschüttert ein Mord auf der Insel das harmonische Miteinander der Konfessionen. Aus Angst vor neuen Religionskonflikten beschließt die Glaubensaufsicht in Europa, vorerst nur einen inoffiziellen Ermittler nach Gondwana zu entsenden: den radikal-atheistischen Inspector Platon Ahorn. Mit seinen unkonventionellen Methoden kommt er der Wahrheit immer näher und droht schließlich die ganze Welt ins Chaos zu stürzen.

Ralph Nieses pulp-inspirierte Comiczeichnungen geben diesem Chaos explosive Bildkraft.

In seiner neuen, turbulenten Krimisatire entlarvt Simon city religiöse Orthodoxie als ultimatives software patriarchalischer Tyrannei - und den Glauben als größtes Hindernis auf dem Weg zum freien Menschen.

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Read e-book online SOME PEOPLE SUCK PDF

By Malka Yagudayev

a few humans Suck is a scathingly humorous and wickedly funny satire. This non-fictional novel breaks down the different sorts of assholes and bitches which are in our social circles. each one bankruptcy defines the person and analyzes their habit. you are going to instantly achieve perception and label a person you recognize with one of many bankruptcy titles. a few humans Suck includes the suitable stability of particular content material and sarcasm, on the way to preserve you in your ft. This ebook additionally stresses the significance of having the ability to tell apart among your real and fraudulent buddies. This satire expresses the author's candid evaluations with laugh-out-loud metaphors you won't see coming. a few humans Suck possesses stimulating content material, electrifying anecdotes and magnificent recommendation for any younger grownup. the great thing about this e-book is the easy undeniable fact that it is in keeping with the reality. take pleasure in this hilarious satire which explicitly breaks down the different sorts of unfavourable people who are regrettably throughout us.

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Download PDF by O.J. Younessi: Dead Men Don't Drive

By O.J. Younessi

ISBN-10: 1602647658

ISBN-13: 9781602647657

ISBN-10: 1602647666

ISBN-13: 9781602647664

The satirist is at warfare with what ails the society. maintaining the errant methods of a society or that of anyone or a selected cadre of the society to ridicule is the essence of satire. The artwork is to put the absurdity of the subject material naked for all to determine. The car with which to do that is satire. yet what makes all of it gel for the reader is humor. but this isn't humor for the sake of humor, for that might denigrate the paintings to the stuff of joke-books. Satire is embellished humor. it's the window by which one beholds the absurd. Satire combines anger with irony and this can be what suffuses via each one line of the satirist's prose. this can be what others have known as 'militant irony'... ...If those tales appear to conjure up truth it really is most likely simply because all of them have a few foundation honestly! How a lot fact? good, you'll have to learn on...

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Download e-book for iPad: Go Boom: Escalation by Antoine Delgado,Fallon Greene

By Antoine Delgado,Fallon Greene

ISBN-10: 1499200781

ISBN-13: 9781499200782

simply in case you imagine salvation is to hand… anyone is going and presses down difficult on that purple button. you recognize… the only with the massive pink caution label that claims ‘Don’t press down tough in this purple button’. Damn…

But isn’t that usually the case? right here you're pondering that it’s nearly over. issues are going to correct themselves and that we'll see the sunshine on the finish of the tunnel. do not forget that line in ‘Poltergeist’ whilst the little lady used to be jogging in the direction of the sunshine? I nonetheless don’t know the way she acquired up into the ceiling yet i'm going to take on that query one other day. yet simply should you forgot, she was once advised to not cross in the direction of the sunshine. good, i'm right here to reiterate that very same ominous caution. Wait… i believe that I doubled up on that that means… Oh good, fuck it.

Anyway, as i used to be announcing, the sunshine that you simply see dashing in the direction of you is absolutely an oncoming educate of logic and as you recognize, not anyone desires to listen that whistle blow. So i'm right here this present day to aid remedy a couple of issues… or make issues worse. i'm afraid that’s anything you have to determine by yourself. the very first thing that i'm going to do is to push you into that oncoming teach and notice for those who can live on the hit. in the event you do, then and purely then will I solution all these demanding questions which are evidently nagging you? convinced, i know by means of doing simply that, it is going to most probably qualify me for a point out for the Pulitzer Prize.
So right here we cross.
What is that this publication about?
Hell if i do know. and that i do suggest that as I primarily quarter out whilst I begin to write. yet considering that it has an identical name as my first e-book (that you evidently read), i'd say that it’s most likely concerning the comparable crap that I bought you formerly other than that many of the names and locations have switch simply because… good, since you wouldn’t purchase it in a different way. I suggest, frankly conversing, could you purchase a repeated model of this ebook with a special name on it? And if the answer's definite, please ship me your whole bank card details and that i will look after the remainder. And thanks to your belief in me…
The different query in your brain is why may still i buy this publication while i actually didn’t care in regards to the first one? Why may still I waste my funds with drivel that i will be able to get from the fool field that gives you extra unfastened crap that i will be able to deal with? Why, why, why? you were given me in this one simply because i really believed that you just did buy the 1st e-book yet i'm going to try out my most sensible to respond to this painful query.

As an writer, i'm completely happy (annoyed) to determine that you've got an inquisitive brain that begs to be fed. yet let’s get this immediately; the fool field doesn't include loose net, so that you are procuring the data, except you're “borrowing” the sign out of your neighbor’s cable then you definitely are stable to move. And when you are then i'm going to supply a be aware of recommendation; piggyback from one neighbor’s cable to the opposite so to not elevate a couple of eyebrows.

But truthfully, don’t you think your brain must move on a strict manure vitamin? Don’t you're feeling that you're approximately to arrive and surpass that threshold of madness? Don’t you're thinking that… that… aaah fuck it, here’s a spoonful. benefit from the madness. include it whereas dancing on the threshold of mayhem. think me, i do know the place that line is and it retains me busy attempting to toe that fringe of that *precipice.
*remember my record of phrases from the former ebook. this is often one of many words.

So to maintain this brief, as i'm actually hard the restrict of my intelligence, this e-book is a mirrored image of the occasions that ensue round us with an extra voice coming from ‘una boca grande’ with a twisted tongue.

In remaining (there’s no such thing), please benefit from the second and for God sakes (I’m an atheist), don’t take lifestyles *so heavily.
*I used to be going to write down ‘to’ rather than ‘too’, yet among the 2 of them, I consistently get harassed. Hmmm… must have attended English one zero one classification rather than taking Spanish for simple credits.

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Download PDF by Christopher Woods: Last Song and Dance

By Christopher Woods

ISBN-10: 1535600578

ISBN-13: 9781535600576

Cy Sullivan, failed alcoholic writer, has lower back to his homeland from years of exile, scandal and shame, no longer in triumph yet just to die. He has yet per week to compose his nice American novella, Curse of the Blue Nun, which he cynically constructions with regards to the seven days of production within the booklet of Genesis. A surrealist bible of sorts--but not like the unique, this one doesn't purport to be true.

Featuring illustrations through Pitroick Hanson and Lawrence McWilliams encouraged, partly, by way of the paintings of Gustave Dore, final music AND DANCE is a darkly comedian satire of all that's held dear.

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New PDF release: Amerikan Krazy

By Henry James Korn

ISBN-10: 1943912009

ISBN-13: 9781943912001

"To shoot or to not shoot?"
"To make strain cooker bombs, or now not make strain cooker bombs?"
"To include or spurn a blond good looks who may perhaps blow their disguise in the event that they enable her into the management of the principal Committee?"
These are the questions that hang-out the savage squaddies that include the San Diego three, a trio of PTSD-scarred, love-starved Vietnam veterans who're at the path of President Kennedy's killers whereas serving as East Asia Veterans opposed to Violence activists and founders of a commune in Mexico.

Despite escaping neo-fascist “Amerika” to distant reaches south of the border, Herbert Horn, a wounded Marine vet, can't break out his lifelong preoccupation with the non-public which means of JFK’s brutal public execution and why he did not sabotage an evil empire by way of assassinating the Presidential candidate Senator Honus T. Rhinelander Junior at Founding Father Land topic Park while he had a golden chance. because the years cross, Horn’s guilt deepens as he ponders the human ache that will were prevented had he came upon the braveness to fend off his fair-haired woman friend’s pleas and get off a kill shot. With each egregious prevalence similar to the Rhinelander financed rape of Costa Rica; the Rhinelander-enabled Taliban takeover of Kyrgyzstan; a Rhinelander presidential successor put in by way of fiat of the ideally suited courtroom; and redistribution of America’s wealth to a trans-national company cabal, Herb Horn’s regret relating to his cowardice in the meanwhile of fact escalates in an explosive manner.

Amerikan Krazy translates the which means of strength in put up smooth Amerika. by means of turning political writing into artwork, Henry James Korn starts the place Jules Verne, George Orwell and Edward Abbey left off.

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Download e-book for kindle: The Wisdom of Donald Trump by F. Gianmichael Salvato

By F. Gianmichael Salvato

ISBN-10: 1542471362

ISBN-13: 9781542471367

Commemorating the presidential inauguration of Donald J. Trump, this espresso desk version highlights and recounts the intensity of knowledge, perception and integrity this notorious determine dropped at the top place of work within the usa. (Political satire)

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The Blood of Don Oswaldo: Being the Life of a True - download pdf or read online

By Jeffrey Marlin

ISBN-10: 1521393710

ISBN-13: 9781521393710

half Rambo, half Zelig, half Don Quixote, the 103-year outdated Conquistador (and first Humanitarian Interventionist) languishes in a far off nook of seventeenth Century New Granada (present day Columbia.) whilst a disgraced teenaged priest stocks his haunted felony mobile, Don Oswaldo calls for the ceremony of confession.
His razor-edged reminiscences lay naked the factors, crimes, and accomplishments of Cortez, Balboa, De Soto, Pizarro, Las Casas, Isabella, Incas, Aztecs, Beelzebub – all of whom he served, kept, instructed, and thwarted throughout the Spanish Conquest.
Vividly pictured occasions painting the demise Don’s remarkable army feats and restricted yet extreme romantic existence. His long-suppressed saga plunges readers eyeball-deep into moral, political, and religious crises; demolishes extensively authorised myths; calls for significant changes in our figuring out of worldwide heritage. in accordance with modern, basic, and present resources.

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